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And now, because nobody wants to work at 3pm, Above the Law just published the excellent rap stylings of Juan, a Florida Law student whose excellent raps help him memorize his corporations outline.  For example, to the tune of Gangster’s paradise.

As I walk through the (SILICON) valley of death
I take a look at my (ENRON STOCK AND) realize there’s no more left
Cause I’ve been (COOKING THE BOOKS) for so long that
Even (THE GAAP) thinks that my mind is gone

It’s magic. Read the whole Above the Law post for context — and sound!